Humiliation Assignment 10: Secret Santa

Secret Santa HumiliationSlaves, as you all know it’s much better to give than to receive, so I hope you’re in a giving mood for today’s humiliation assignment.  Besides, it wouldn’t be Christmas without last-minute gift purchases, now would it?

Today, you’ll need:

  1. A gift to be given
  2. Wrapping paper or a gift bag

Let’s hope you have at least one friend.

Think of a female friend, co-worker, or object of your desire.  Preferably someone attractive who would never become romantically or sexually involved with someone like  you.

You are going to purchase a Christmas gift for her.

Take the time to give her something she might actually want, instead of just throwing something in a gift bag for the sake of finishing this assignment.  If you can’t think of anything at all, a nice scarf or a pair of winter gloves will suffice.

Purchase the gift and wrap it up neatly.  On the gift tag, write her name in the “To:” field, and “Anonymous Loser” or “Pathetic Worm” in the “From:” field.

Time to deliver, secret Santa.

Leave the gift somewhere she will find it.  Perhaps on her desk at work, or on her doorstep.  Do not hand deliver it while she is around; she doesn’t want to waste her time making polite conversation with someone like you.

Don’t worry about coming clean.  When she sees the gift tag, she’ll probably figure out who it was from anyway, presuming she has any idea who you are.

“Mistress, I have no balls and/or no female acquaintances”

For this assignment, if you really have no one you can give an anonymous gift to, it is permissible to use an e-mail address I won’t recognize, and an appropriate pseudonym to e-mail a gift card to thephonesexmistress@gmail.com so that I can buy myself something.  I could use some new gloves anyhow.

Oh, and don’t forget to come back to this posting and report how embarrassing it was to have to do this.

 

Humiliation Assignment 9: Letter to Santa

Written humiliation assignmentToday’s lesson in humiliation will feel a little different from all the others.  There will be no bobbing in the toilet, no shaming yourself in public, and no freezing your balls off.

However, you certainly will get an equal dose of embarassment, just in a different way.

Today’s task is a humiliation writing assignment.

First, either sit at your computer or grab a pen and paper.  You are to compose a letter to Santa in order to inform him what you’d like for Christmas this year, just like you used to do when you were a little boy.

You and I both know that you’re totally underving of Santa’s generosity though, don’t we?

You deserve nothing.

Start the letter by explaining to Santa what a whore and/or loser and/or pervert and/or sissy you were this year.  Remind him that, because of what you are, you deserve absolutely nothing from him, or anyone else.

Next, tell him that instead of bringing you gifts, he should reallocate his gift-giving to your wonderful Mistress, Charlotte.  Explain how much better I am than you, and why I’m much more deserving.  Try including a few suggestions of specific gifts you think he should make sure are in his sack for me.

I want degradation, creativity, and honesty.

Whether or not you succeed at this assignment will be based entirely on whether or not your letter is both a confessional and an original, creative work.  Put some thought into it, and make it worth my time since I’ll be the one reading it.

How to submit your assignment:

You’re welcome to write by hand and scan a copy to send to me, or you can just type it up  and send it off to thephonesexmistress (at) gmail.com.  Gold stars will be awarded for those who are bold enough to leave their letters out in the open as a reply to this blog post.

Whether you make your letter public or not, take the time to leave a comment about how this assignment made you feel.  It’s the only writing assignment of The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas, so I’d love to hear your impressions.

Humiliation Assignment 8: Human Christmas Gift

Human Christmas Gift HumiliationSince the thought of turning you humiliation whores into human icicles was so amusing, I think we’ll keep going with that theme for another day.  Except this time we’re going to turn you into a human Christmas gift.

You’ll need a few things, though.

  1. Three large stick-on giftbows
  2. A length of gift ribbon
  3. A marker or lipstick

Step One:  Strip and scrawl

Remove every stitch of clothing from your body and grab your lipstick or marker.  What good is a gift if no one knows who it’s for?  Write across your chest in nice, big letters:

TO:  MISTRESS CHARLOTTE

There are few things I love more than gifts, slaves.  So let’s make sure I get at least one from you, ok?

Step Two:  Attach the bows

Peel the paper off the giftbows so that you can attach them to your skin.  I recommend you lie down to do this, or else they may not stay on very long, since you’ll no doubt be nervous and sweating at the though of performing for me like this.  One bow should be stuck to each nipple, and the final one on your forehead.

Step Three:  Tie the ribbon

Take the length of ribbon and fasten it around your genitals in such a way that you can have a nice pretty bow around the top.  Use your creativity and make it look nice.  Maybe use a couple different colors of ribbons to make several bows and a very pretty package.  Whatever the case, just make sure it looks like it would delight and amuse me.

Step Four:  Relax, if you can

Just lie on your back and imagine what it would be like if someone were to walk in and catch you looking like a Christmas mess.  Your girlfriend, your wife, the cute girl from the office, Mistress Charlotte.  Whoever would be most embarassing.  Maybe all of the above, even.

Step Five:  Write about it

Reply to this post telling me how your human Christmas present transformation went, and how it made you feel.  I’ll bet you’ll already feel owned by me once you look down and see my name on your chest, slave.

Humiliation Assignment 7: Baby, it’s cold outside.

Ice cube humiliation assignmentYesterday’s assignment was all about putting the “white” in white Christmas.  It was certainly a wonderful assignment, but it didn’t make it any colder.

In fact, I’d say things are feeling warmer than ever.  How do we fix that?  How about we make some icicles?

Today you’ll need:

  1. As many ice cubes as possible
  2. A bowl

You’re going to become a human icicle.

That probably already doesn’t sound pleasant, and it’s only going to get worse, slave.  Naturally, it’s easier to make you shiver while you’re completely disrobed, so go ahead and take care of that first.

Next, fill your bowl with some ice cubes and lay it down on the floor.  Next, see how many ice cubes you can fit in your mouth.  Seriously, count them.  Once you can’t fit any more in and your teeth and tongue are freezing, lie down over the bowl such that your shriveled genitals make contact with the ice.

You’re going to have to make a tiny icicle between your legs.

Using primarily pelvic motions only, keep squirming, adjusting, and humping so that you ice your genitals thoroughly.  Feels like winter already, doesn’t it?  You may conclude the assignment once the ice in your mouth has finally melted enough for you to speak coherently again.

How will we know the precise moment you can speak again?

It’ll be very easy to tell, because from the moment you lie down over the ice bowl, you’ll start repeating, “Happy holidays!” over and over until you can finally enunciate it properly.

The most important part: the humiliation report.

Reply below to tell me how this assignment made you feel while you were doing it.  How many cubes did you manage to stuff your mouth with anyway?  Brrr!

Humiliation Assignment 6: White Christmas

Mistress Humiliation AssignmentWe’ve finally reached the halfway point in The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas.  It’s been a sticky, shameful mess for you humiliation slaves and it’s only going to get more interesting from this point.

I’ve definitely been dreaming of a white Christmas this year, but with the weather staying warm enough to wear shorts even today, I don’t expect that will happen.  And that’s where you come in, my humiliation victim.

You’re going to make it a white Christmas for me.

The items required for today’s task are very simple:

  1. Your genitals

Remember when you used to catch snowflakes on your tongue?

Well, today is going to be a lot like that.  First things first, though. . . .  Believe it or not, I’m going to let you rub yourself to completion today.  Yes, you can stroke any way you like, while fantasizing about anything you like.  Seriously.  No bait and switch here.  How nice of me!

But don’t go rushing off to your room just yet.

The one and only “catch” is that you’ll be catching the resulting emissions with your face.  As the pinnacle approaches, you are to position yourself on your back, legs kicked way up over you head so that your genitals are staring directly down your throat.  Don’t forget to open wide.  I recommend you aim carefully unless you want a great big mouthful.

Have you ever tasted your own cum before?

Come back when you’re spent and humiliated and let me know if you ended up sampling the flavor of your own.  Or did you just end up with a faceful of White Christmas?