Humiliation Assignment 8: Human Christmas Gift

Human Christmas Gift HumiliationSince the thought of turning you humiliation whores into human icicles was so amusing, I think we’ll keep going with that theme for another day.  Except this time we’re going to turn you into a human Christmas gift.

You’ll need a few things, though.

  1. Three large stick-on giftbows
  2. A length of gift ribbon
  3. A marker or lipstick

Step One:  Strip and scrawl

Remove every stitch of clothing from your body and grab your lipstick or marker.  What good is a gift if no one knows who it’s for?  Write across your chest in nice, big letters:

TO:  MISTRESS CHARLOTTE

There are few things I love more than gifts, slaves.  So let’s make sure I get at least one from you, ok?

Step Two:  Attach the bows

Peel the paper off the giftbows so that you can attach them to your skin.  I recommend you lie down to do this, or else they may not stay on very long, since you’ll no doubt be nervous and sweating at the though of performing for me like this.  One bow should be stuck to each nipple, and the final one on your forehead.

Step Three:  Tie the ribbon

Take the length of ribbon and fasten it around your genitals in such a way that you can have a nice pretty bow around the top.  Use your creativity and make it look nice.  Maybe use a couple different colors of ribbons to make several bows and a very pretty package.  Whatever the case, just make sure it looks like it would delight and amuse me.

Step Four:  Relax, if you can

Just lie on your back and imagine what it would be like if someone were to walk in and catch you looking like a Christmas mess.  Your girlfriend, your wife, the cute girl from the office, Mistress Charlotte.  Whoever would be most embarassing.  Maybe all of the above, even.

Step Five:  Write about it

Reply to this post telling me how your human Christmas present transformation went, and how it made you feel.  I’ll bet you’ll already feel owned by me once you look down and see my name on your chest, slave.

Humiliation Assignment 7: Baby, it’s cold outside.

Ice cube humiliation assignmentYesterday’s assignment was all about putting the “white” in white Christmas.  It was certainly a wonderful assignment, but it didn’t make it any colder.

In fact, I’d say things are feeling warmer than ever.  How do we fix that?  How about we make some icicles?

Today you’ll need:

  1. As many ice cubes as possible
  2. A bowl

You’re going to become a human icicle.

That probably already doesn’t sound pleasant, and it’s only going to get worse, slave.  Naturally, it’s easier to make you shiver while you’re completely disrobed, so go ahead and take care of that first.

Next, fill your bowl with some ice cubes and lay it down on the floor.  Next, see how many ice cubes you can fit in your mouth.  Seriously, count them.  Once you can’t fit any more in and your teeth and tongue are freezing, lie down over the bowl such that your shriveled genitals make contact with the ice.

You’re going to have to make a tiny icicle between your legs.

Using primarily pelvic motions only, keep squirming, adjusting, and humping so that you ice your genitals thoroughly.  Feels like winter already, doesn’t it?  You may conclude the assignment once the ice in your mouth has finally melted enough for you to speak coherently again.

How will we know the precise moment you can speak again?

It’ll be very easy to tell, because from the moment you lie down over the ice bowl, you’ll start repeating, “Happy holidays!” over and over until you can finally enunciate it properly.

The most important part: the humiliation report.

Reply below to tell me how this assignment made you feel while you were doing it.  How many cubes did you manage to stuff your mouth with anyway?  Brrr!

Humiliation Assignment 6: White Christmas

Mistress Humiliation AssignmentWe’ve finally reached the halfway point in The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas.  It’s been a sticky, shameful mess for you humiliation slaves and it’s only going to get more interesting from this point.

I’ve definitely been dreaming of a white Christmas this year, but with the weather staying warm enough to wear shorts even today, I don’t expect that will happen.  And that’s where you come in, my humiliation victim.

You’re going to make it a white Christmas for me.

The items required for today’s task are very simple:

  1. Your genitals

Remember when you used to catch snowflakes on your tongue?

Well, today is going to be a lot like that.  First things first, though. . . .  Believe it or not, I’m going to let you rub yourself to completion today.  Yes, you can stroke any way you like, while fantasizing about anything you like.  Seriously.  No bait and switch here.  How nice of me!

But don’t go rushing off to your room just yet.

The one and only “catch” is that you’ll be catching the resulting emissions with your face.  As the pinnacle approaches, you are to position yourself on your back, legs kicked way up over you head so that your genitals are staring directly down your throat.  Don’t forget to open wide.  I recommend you aim carefully unless you want a great big mouthful.

Have you ever tasted your own cum before?

Come back when you’re spent and humiliated and let me know if you ended up sampling the flavor of your own.  Or did you just end up with a faceful of White Christmas?

 

Humiliation Assignment 5: Red and Green

Spanking Humiliation AssignmentDay five of The 12 Humiliations of Christmas is sure to be a “hit” with pantyboys and sissies.

Everyone knows the traditional Christmas colors are red and green, and I think it’s time for you to start decorating.  Here’s what you’ll need:

  1. A pair of green panties
  2. A wooden spoon

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Remove any clothing you happen to be wearing and slip into the green panties you selected.  I recommend a thong for this assignment, since we can’t have the color green occupying the entire available real estate, and leaving no room for red.

If you’re working with a fuller cut of panty, you’re just going to have to pull the fabric into your crack and get it out of the way.  Think “super-wedgie.”

Let’s redden both sets of cheeks now.

Wooden spoons always remind me of my mother stirring up a batch of delicious chocolate chip cookies to leave by the chimney for Santa.  That’s why I think a wooden spoon is the perfect implement to redden your ass during the holiday season.

Go ahead and assume the “bitch position” (head down, bottom up), and begin spanking yourself all around the lower half of your cheeks, alternating sides every five (since it’s assignment #5, after all) smacks.

How many spanks should you apply?

Well, that depends on how naughty you were this year!  Certainly don’t stop unless and until your ass is undeniably red, but use the following chart as a guideline:

  • Actually, I was quite an angel this year:  10 smacks total (5 on each side)
  • I was a little naughty, but mostly nice:  20 smacks total
  • I assume I’m on the naughty list:  30 smacks total
  • It’d be a miracle if I even got coal:  40 smacks total
  • I’m an incorrigible whore who deserves no mercy:  50 smacks total

And how did your decorating go?

Leave a reply and tell me how your assignment went today.  How many of you endured the full 50?

Humiliation Assignment 4: Candy Cane

Christmas Humiliation AssignmentWelcome, once again, to The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas.  One of the most fun parts of the holiday is all the various traditional foods and treats that are plentiful during the season.

So, with that in mind, today’s delicious task will require only:

  1. A candy cane or peppermint stick
  2. A mirror

I hope you like the taste of peppermint.

First, you are to unwrap your candy cane.  Then, position yourself in front of your mirror so that you can see your entire face.  Part your lips, and let the candy cane slide into your mouth and onto your tongue.

Fellate that cane.

From this point on, you are to use your mouth, lips, and tongue as imaginatively as possible to consume your candy cane.  No teeth allowed!  Keep the cane in one piece and keep slurping and sucking away until there’s practically nothing left.

Get your juices flowing and don’t forget to groan and moan in delight as you enjoy that peppermint flavor.

Look at yourself.

The best part of this assignment is that at no point are you allowed to break eye contact with yourself in the mirror.  As you work on your candy cane, you must stare yourself directly in the eye no matter what, until you’ve completely consumed your treat.

Perhaps the most humiliating part comes afterward.

What could be more humiliating than to have done this, and then come back and publicly share your experiences for all the world-wide web to see?  Leave a reply telling me every sweet, sticky detail.  I love making you relive every humiliating moment.