Edgercise: Your New Year’s Resolution

Masturbation ExerciseHappy New Year!  Did you make a New Year’s resolution to get some more exercise this year?

Let’s hope not, because most people can’t be bothered to stick to their resolution anymore by February.

Besides, exercise is so 2011.  Why not resolve to do something both beneficial AND naughty?

Why exercise when you can “Edgercise”?

What on earth does that mean?  It’s a combination of “exercise” and “edging”.  Yes, the kind you do while you masturbate.  If you’re not familiar with edging, it’s bringing yourself right to the brink of orgasm, only to reduce or remove stimulation so that you don’t have an orgasm.  Then repeating it again and again because it feels so good.  Sounds like a resolution you can stick to already, doesn’t it?

Why drag your ass to the gym every morning when you can just drag your hand to the phone instead?

I, Mistress Charlotte, am by far the most qualified Edgercise coach and trainer.

I will create a personalized Edgercise plan for you.  Whether you’re a novice at edging or a professional stroker just looking to take it to the next level, I’m confident my experience will keep your dominant arm in shape, and your head swimming all the way into 2013.

Benefits of orgasm edging training:

  • Longer lasting erections
  • Fewer incidents of premature ejaculation
  • More intense orgasms

Guaranteed results.

I guarantee that when you initiate your journey as an edger under my guidance, you’ll never look back.  You’ll become such an avid edger, that you’ll never want to jerk straight off again.  Stick with your individualised orgasm edging program and I promise you’ll never endure the shame and punishment of displeasing Mistress Charlotte.

[Unless, you know, you fuck something else up.]

Start Edgercising today!

2 thoughts on “Edgercise: Your New Year’s Resolution

  1. I’ve tried to practice this over the last couple of days for you Mistress, honestly I have to say its been very hard, especially last night for new years. I am constantly aching, and everytime there is a slight touch on my groin, ie a hug or something I can feel myself start to get excited. I spent the whole night worried that someone would notice, the fact I was wearing ruffly panties went to the back of my head, and thats normally what I worry the most about being caught in! At one point I couldnt control it and had to lock myself in the toilet to try and calm down. Then @sissyfacts on twitter said a sissy would mistake the new year countdown for a cum countdown, I was already worried about this as I’m desperate to release and I was so paranoid, especially as I was dancing with one of the alternative choices I had for your secret santa assignment, and we hugged close at new year, I could feel myself getting aroused, then she pulled back almost like she was going to kiss me, but she just gave me a quizzical look before pecking me on the cheek. Most of the rest of the night, I tried to distract myself but kept getting hugged and stuff, I seriously think if Mistress Charlotte had walked in there and commanded me to strip and stroke I would have done, in front of everyone. I was desperate.

    Even worse this morning the aching is even worse, I have a family meal today but I’m just so desperate to stroke more, and eventually release. I’m excited for later when I can practice more for you Mistress.

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