Mistress Charlotte’s Holiday Update

Domme CharlotteSeasons greetings, pets and slaves. As you know, December is upon us. What a wonderful time of year, but sometimes it’s so wonderful I can barely keep up! So here’s your holiday cheat sheet:

My Holiday Availablility
From the time of this posting until January 2, I will have limited availability for sessions. Your best bet to catch me will be to e-mail me a request for an appointment and I’ll see what I can do to make your Christmas wish to serve me come true.

Gifts
I love gifts, especially this time of year. The best way to show your appreciation of your Mistress this year is to send an Amazon gift card to thephonesexmistress -at- gmail.com. Additionally, you may tribute me through AdultPhonePal.

As always, obey your Mistress!

Humiliation Assignment 10: Secret Santa

Secret Santa HumiliationSlaves, as you all know it’s much better to give than to receive, so I hope you’re in a giving mood for today’s humiliation assignment.  Besides, it wouldn’t be Christmas without last-minute gift purchases, now would it?

Today, you’ll need:

  1. A gift to be given
  2. Wrapping paper or a gift bag

Let’s hope you have at least one friend.

Think of a female friend, co-worker, or object of your desire.  Preferably someone attractive who would never become romantically or sexually involved with someone like  you.

You are going to purchase a Christmas gift for her.

Take the time to give her something she might actually want, instead of just throwing something in a gift bag for the sake of finishing this assignment.  If you can’t think of anything at all, a nice scarf or a pair of winter gloves will suffice.

Purchase the gift and wrap it up neatly.  On the gift tag, write her name in the “To:” field, and “Anonymous Loser” or “Pathetic Worm” in the “From:” field.

Time to deliver, secret Santa.

Leave the gift somewhere she will find it.  Perhaps on her desk at work, or on her doorstep.  Do not hand deliver it while she is around; she doesn’t want to waste her time making polite conversation with someone like you.

Don’t worry about coming clean.  When she sees the gift tag, she’ll probably figure out who it was from anyway, presuming she has any idea who you are.

“Mistress, I have no balls and/or no female acquaintances”

For this assignment, if you really have no one you can give an anonymous gift to, it is permissible to use an e-mail address I won’t recognize, and an appropriate pseudonym to e-mail a gift card to thephonesexmistress@gmail.com so that I can buy myself something.  I could use some new gloves anyhow.

Oh, and don’t forget to come back to this posting and report how embarrassing it was to have to do this.

 

Humiliation Assignment 8: Human Christmas Gift

Human Christmas Gift HumiliationSince the thought of turning you humiliation whores into human icicles was so amusing, I think we’ll keep going with that theme for another day.  Except this time we’re going to turn you into a human Christmas gift.

You’ll need a few things, though.

  1. Three large stick-on giftbows
  2. A length of gift ribbon
  3. A marker or lipstick

Step One:  Strip and scrawl

Remove every stitch of clothing from your body and grab your lipstick or marker.  What good is a gift if no one knows who it’s for?  Write across your chest in nice, big letters:

TO:  MISTRESS CHARLOTTE

There are few things I love more than gifts, slaves.  So let’s make sure I get at least one from you, ok?

Step Two:  Attach the bows

Peel the paper off the giftbows so that you can attach them to your skin.  I recommend you lie down to do this, or else they may not stay on very long, since you’ll no doubt be nervous and sweating at the though of performing for me like this.  One bow should be stuck to each nipple, and the final one on your forehead.

Step Three:  Tie the ribbon

Take the length of ribbon and fasten it around your genitals in such a way that you can have a nice pretty bow around the top.  Use your creativity and make it look nice.  Maybe use a couple different colors of ribbons to make several bows and a very pretty package.  Whatever the case, just make sure it looks like it would delight and amuse me.

Step Four:  Relax, if you can

Just lie on your back and imagine what it would be like if someone were to walk in and catch you looking like a Christmas mess.  Your girlfriend, your wife, the cute girl from the office, Mistress Charlotte.  Whoever would be most embarassing.  Maybe all of the above, even.

Step Five:  Write about it

Reply to this post telling me how your human Christmas present transformation went, and how it made you feel.  I’ll bet you’ll already feel owned by me once you look down and see my name on your chest, slave.