Humiliation Assignment 9: Letter to Santa

Written humiliation assignmentToday’s lesson in humiliation will feel a little different from all the others.  There will be no bobbing in the toilet, no shaming yourself in public, and no freezing your balls off.

However, you certainly will get an equal dose of embarassment, just in a different way.

Today’s task is a humiliation writing assignment.

First, either sit at your computer or grab a pen and paper.  You are to compose a letter to Santa in order to inform him what you’d like for Christmas this year, just like you used to do when you were a little boy.

You and I both know that you’re totally underving of Santa’s generosity though, don’t we?

You deserve nothing.

Start the letter by explaining to Santa what a whore and/or loser and/or pervert and/or sissy you were this year.  Remind him that, because of what you are, you deserve absolutely nothing from him, or anyone else.

Next, tell him that instead of bringing you gifts, he should reallocate his gift-giving to your wonderful Mistress, Charlotte.  Explain how much better I am than you, and why I’m much more deserving.  Try including a few suggestions of specific gifts you think he should make sure are in his sack for me.

I want degradation, creativity, and honesty.

Whether or not you succeed at this assignment will be based entirely on whether or not your letter is both a confessional and an original, creative work.  Put some thought into it, and make it worth my time since I’ll be the one reading it.

How to submit your assignment:

You’re welcome to write by hand and scan a copy to send to me, or you can just type it up  and send it off to thephonesexmistress (at) gmail.com.  Gold stars will be awarded for those who are bold enough to leave their letters out in the open as a reply to this blog post.

Whether you make your letter public or not, take the time to leave a comment about how this assignment made you feel.  It’s the only writing assignment of The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas, so I’d love to hear your impressions.