Edgercise: Your New Year’s Resolution

Masturbation ExerciseHappy New Year!  Did you make a New Year’s resolution to get some more exercise this year?

Let’s hope not, because most people can’t be bothered to stick to their resolution anymore by February.

Besides, exercise is so 2011.  Why not resolve to do something both beneficial AND naughty? Continue reading

Humiliation Assignment 6: White Christmas

Mistress Humiliation AssignmentWe’ve finally reached the halfway point in The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas.  It’s been a sticky, shameful mess for you humiliation slaves and it’s only going to get more interesting from this point.

I’ve definitely been dreaming of a white Christmas this year, but with the weather staying warm enough to wear shorts even today, I don’t expect that will happen.  And that’s where you come in, my humiliation victim.

You’re going to make it a white Christmas for me.

The items required for today’s task are very simple:

  1. Your genitals

Remember when you used to catch snowflakes on your tongue?

Well, today is going to be a lot like that.  First things first, though. . . .  Believe it or not, I’m going to let you rub yourself to completion today.  Yes, you can stroke any way you like, while fantasizing about anything you like.  Seriously.  No bait and switch here.  How nice of me!

But don’t go rushing off to your room just yet.

The one and only “catch” is that you’ll be catching the resulting emissions with your face.  As the pinnacle approaches, you are to position yourself on your back, legs kicked way up over you head so that your genitals are staring directly down your throat.  Don’t forget to open wide.  I recommend you aim carefully unless you want a great big mouthful.

Have you ever tasted your own cum before?

Come back when you’re spent and humiliated and let me know if you ended up sampling the flavor of your own.  Or did you just end up with a faceful of White Christmas?