One Last Humiliating Thing. . . .

Christmas Humiliation AssignmentsIt’s been nearly two weeks of holiday humiliation, and I must admit that I’m a little sad to see it end. I’m not done humiliating anyone, of course, and when you take a peek at my calls page you’ll know exactly how to get a personalized dose of my brand of Mistress Humiliation.

But for now, your one last holiday task is to reply to this post and tell me which of the twelve humiliation assignments you found to be the most humiliating, and why.  Which was the most difficult?  Which was the most painless?  Certainly, my opinion is the final word, but I’m always interested in hearing what submissives think anyway.

A brief Humiliation Awards (HA) ceremony:

I’m not usually one for “shout outs,” but I think it’s worth mentioning how especially pleased with supersubG and subpuppet aka candy girl I am.  You both dutifully committed yourselves not only to finishing each task, day after day, but topping it off with special effort to make a humiliation report for my pleasure and amusement.  And, most humiliating of all, you made all your reports available for the world to see.  Both of you should feel free to lick a gold star and stick it to your forehead today.

Humiliation assignments aren’t the only thing I’m good at.

The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas may have come to a close, but that doesn’t mean things are going to get any less creative and interesting around here.  I invite you to keep an eye on this blog and enjoy all that is to come and  to keep participating.

 

Humiliation Assignment 11: Reindeer Games

Humiliated like an animalSince I had so much fun labeling your chest during humiliation assignment 8, I think we’ll have to do that again.  But this time, let’s make it even more degrading.

Today you will need only:

  • lipstick or a marker
  • tape

You’re going to play my reindeer games today.

First, choose your favorite reindeer.  In case you’ve been living in a cave, your options are:

  • Dasher
  • Dancer
  • Prancer
  • Vixen
  • Comet
  • Cupid
  • Donner
  • Blitzen
  • Rudolph

Once you choose your name, you must take your lipstick or marker and write it in large letters across your chest.  If you think you’re special enough to be Rudolph, you must also find something red to color your nose with.  Lipstick or a marker will be fine.

Now make a tail.

Reindeer have such cute tiny tails.  Take something around the house, preferably something soft and fluffy, but even a crumpled up paper ball will work, and tape it to your backside to make a tail.  Don’t forget to wag it!

All that’s left is to act the part.

From this point on, you must conduct yourself in the manner of a reindeer.  That means no standing, no eating at the table, and no talking.  You must walk on your hands and knees, eat and drink from bowls on the floor, and communicate only by making animal sounds.  If you want sexual satisfaction, you’re going to have to hump the furniture just like an animal.

Santa’s reindeer only work one night, so I’ll be kind and make you only work one hour for this assignment.

The obligatory humiliation report:

Which reindeer were you?  How did it feel to have to crawl around like an animal without any human rights or privileges?  I can’t wait to hear your tales of shame.

Humiliation Assignment 10: Secret Santa

Secret Santa HumiliationSlaves, as you all know it’s much better to give than to receive, so I hope you’re in a giving mood for today’s humiliation assignment.  Besides, it wouldn’t be Christmas without last-minute gift purchases, now would it?

Today, you’ll need:

  1. A gift to be given
  2. Wrapping paper or a gift bag

Let’s hope you have at least one friend.

Think of a female friend, co-worker, or object of your desire.  Preferably someone attractive who would never become romantically or sexually involved with someone like  you.

You are going to purchase a Christmas gift for her.

Take the time to give her something she might actually want, instead of just throwing something in a gift bag for the sake of finishing this assignment.  If you can’t think of anything at all, a nice scarf or a pair of winter gloves will suffice.

Purchase the gift and wrap it up neatly.  On the gift tag, write her name in the “To:” field, and “Anonymous Loser” or “Pathetic Worm” in the “From:” field.

Time to deliver, secret Santa.

Leave the gift somewhere she will find it.  Perhaps on her desk at work, or on her doorstep.  Do not hand deliver it while she is around; she doesn’t want to waste her time making polite conversation with someone like you.

Don’t worry about coming clean.  When she sees the gift tag, she’ll probably figure out who it was from anyway, presuming she has any idea who you are.

“Mistress, I have no balls and/or no female acquaintances”

For this assignment, if you really have no one you can give an anonymous gift to, it is permissible to use an e-mail address I won’t recognize, and an appropriate pseudonym to e-mail a gift card to thephonesexmistress@gmail.com so that I can buy myself something.  I could use some new gloves anyhow.

Oh, and don’t forget to come back to this posting and report how embarrassing it was to have to do this.

 

Humiliation Assignment 9: Letter to Santa

Written humiliation assignmentToday’s lesson in humiliation will feel a little different from all the others.  There will be no bobbing in the toilet, no shaming yourself in public, and no freezing your balls off.

However, you certainly will get an equal dose of embarassment, just in a different way.

Today’s task is a humiliation writing assignment.

First, either sit at your computer or grab a pen and paper.  You are to compose a letter to Santa in order to inform him what you’d like for Christmas this year, just like you used to do when you were a little boy.

You and I both know that you’re totally underving of Santa’s generosity though, don’t we?

You deserve nothing.

Start the letter by explaining to Santa what a whore and/or loser and/or pervert and/or sissy you were this year.  Remind him that, because of what you are, you deserve absolutely nothing from him, or anyone else.

Next, tell him that instead of bringing you gifts, he should reallocate his gift-giving to your wonderful Mistress, Charlotte.  Explain how much better I am than you, and why I’m much more deserving.  Try including a few suggestions of specific gifts you think he should make sure are in his sack for me.

I want degradation, creativity, and honesty.

Whether or not you succeed at this assignment will be based entirely on whether or not your letter is both a confessional and an original, creative work.  Put some thought into it, and make it worth my time since I’ll be the one reading it.

How to submit your assignment:

You’re welcome to write by hand and scan a copy to send to me, or you can just type it up  and send it off to thephonesexmistress (at) gmail.com.  Gold stars will be awarded for those who are bold enough to leave their letters out in the open as a reply to this blog post.

Whether you make your letter public or not, take the time to leave a comment about how this assignment made you feel.  It’s the only writing assignment of The Twelve Humiliations of Christmas, so I’d love to hear your impressions.

Humiliation Assignment 8: Human Christmas Gift

Human Christmas Gift HumiliationSince the thought of turning you humiliation whores into human icicles was so amusing, I think we’ll keep going with that theme for another day.  Except this time we’re going to turn you into a human Christmas gift.

You’ll need a few things, though.

  1. Three large stick-on giftbows
  2. A length of gift ribbon
  3. A marker or lipstick

Step One:  Strip and scrawl

Remove every stitch of clothing from your body and grab your lipstick or marker.  What good is a gift if no one knows who it’s for?  Write across your chest in nice, big letters:

TO:  MISTRESS CHARLOTTE

There are few things I love more than gifts, slaves.  So let’s make sure I get at least one from you, ok?

Step Two:  Attach the bows

Peel the paper off the giftbows so that you can attach them to your skin.  I recommend you lie down to do this, or else they may not stay on very long, since you’ll no doubt be nervous and sweating at the though of performing for me like this.  One bow should be stuck to each nipple, and the final one on your forehead.

Step Three:  Tie the ribbon

Take the length of ribbon and fasten it around your genitals in such a way that you can have a nice pretty bow around the top.  Use your creativity and make it look nice.  Maybe use a couple different colors of ribbons to make several bows and a very pretty package.  Whatever the case, just make sure it looks like it would delight and amuse me.

Step Four:  Relax, if you can

Just lie on your back and imagine what it would be like if someone were to walk in and catch you looking like a Christmas mess.  Your girlfriend, your wife, the cute girl from the office, Mistress Charlotte.  Whoever would be most embarassing.  Maybe all of the above, even.

Step Five:  Write about it

Reply to this post telling me how your human Christmas present transformation went, and how it made you feel.  I’ll bet you’ll already feel owned by me once you look down and see my name on your chest, slave.